D I C K S Q U A D
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#i relate

titytwochainz:

white girl: i wanna hold ur stupid fuckin hand and kiss ur stupid fuckin lips and lean against ur stupid fuckin should-

me:

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#this is so me

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

w0lfpussie:

Anon: Lidia you’re a bitch
Baby Chloe: TURN ON YOUR LOCATION

file under:
#lmfaoooooooo
#TUI

life-of-trash:

I cant wait to start a band so that we can break up and do a final tour and then just come back again in like a few years and do a reunion tour. Cashing in ha ha ha woooooo

"Do you know the latest rumor they’ve conjured up, in their fear-induced delirium? The one that beats my boys with a bat! The one they call "The Bear Jew"… is a Golem! An avenging Jew angel, conjured up by a vengeful rabbi, to smite the Aryans!”
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#god bless

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

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#him
#ppg

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